Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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