I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
North Korea, Best Korea!
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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