While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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