Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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