Do you still have your period?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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