i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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