I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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