Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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