Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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