I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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