im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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