Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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