ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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