Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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