halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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