He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
