I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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