i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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