yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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