i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
there is puke in my bra ... again
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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