Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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