I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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