I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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