Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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