just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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