It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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