Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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