Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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