Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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