if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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