i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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