The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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