She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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