You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I'm always down for nudity.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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