Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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