I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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