That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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