I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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