Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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