He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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