I love black thongs
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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