pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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