Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
my liver is dry heaving
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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