I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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