At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
