HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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