Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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