k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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