so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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