I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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