So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
