Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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