I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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