thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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